Dear all-powerful and almighty political master,
How’s it hangin’? Many salutations and what-not. Btw, have you figured out how many pairs of wigs your friend Samy has? I can’t for the life of me figure it out; one day his wig’s a bit top-heavy, the next it’s rather pulled-down if you know what I mean. I hope you’ve offered your congratulations to that old fella; I’m looking forward to the next generation in MRR2-like glory, what say you?
Speaking of which, I was in Johor Bahru the other day and bumped down a road or two with enough potholes to make me think of Beirut (I know that’s on your mind, these days; I’m trying to emphatise).
I suddenly realized - it all came in a flash - why there were so many potholes. Drivers screw up their suspensions, tyres and what-not, they end up changing them and that feeds into the local car workshop cottage-industry we’ve got going, eh? Brilliant! Talk about encouraging consumer demand!
With more ideas like these, we’re definitely making progress toward this whole 20/20 vision-thing. Oh, hey, talking about ideas, I was pretty impressed with the whole Islam Hadhari she-bang. (though, well, you’ve got to explain the whole civilisational bit a little more; the rest of the world’s moved on.) I especially liked these bits:
- Freedom and independence to the people
- Protection of the rights of minority groups and women
Hell, anything with a little bit of freedom and a dash of independence’s got my vote, sir. Though.. I’ve been sort of thinking about your recent announcement about stopping the article 11 forums and such. See, I’m guessing you’ve got some master plan or some such lined up, sir.
I mean, you’re probably the most enlightened fella we’ve got on the 5th floor (nevermind that you’re probably the only fella on the 5th floor…) so you can’t possibly be contradicting yourself. Btw, my lecturers used to pontificate: “Self-contradiction is the worst sin an academic can commit”. Is that true? I’ve always thought intellectual dishonesty is worse.
Anyway, you’ve probably got the whole thing worked out, sir; hell, you scuppered the whole Inter-Faith Commission thing, and I’m still waiting for that master plan I was talking about. Anyway, it’s not my place to speculate, sir; that’s why you’re Prime Minister, and I’m a bottom-feeding corporate slave, heh heh. (Sorry, my working class mentality is showing.) Love ya, and be seeing you around!
yours,
XXX
p/s: give my love to KJ and da gang, please.
Comments (3)
aiyoh xpyred, this thing is really becoming more and more drama. then again, it seems that msians love sandiwaras. :D
you’ll be fine. please take care, i hope when i come back after two weeks (will be uncontactable in the meantime), you’ll still be in one piece ya. :D
what to do? better than mucking around talking about chee chong fun and fried rice mah hehehehe…
(please be careful over there, ya?)
eh, are you now taking a potshot at us singaporeans, huh huh? *fold arms, defensive look* an unexpected below the belt attack, and you so “batu api” ah! serve you right for getting slammed all over the place. hahaha!
but true. did you get my MMS? going to “prohibited area” ok. steady pom pee pee!
all right, i’ll be very careful, and i’ll bring back a pretty lady. get ready a set of saree as dowry. :D