haiku monday!

Some unrelated (mostly) haiku’s on a horrible, horrible Monday…

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Complaining tummy
gases rising. I belch. Urrrpp.
Banana leaf death.

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The stooge is the king
And all must follow; stooges
following stooges.

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Pondering on the
significance of a line
cut up into three

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She’s got a nice ass.
I think I will tell her in
a bloody haiku.

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The hyper haiku:
“kiss my ass you stupid dick!”
Bite-sized words kick ass.

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My subordinate
is stupid stupid stupid.
Kill him slow, I must!

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Death of a fly on
the wall; unnoticed but for
the stain of innards.

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Bah.