bratwursts

My God, we were a sorry bunch. It was just the two of us left nursing our beers and cigarettes, bitching about work. I wasn’t in the mood to talk, having received a massive shelling over what I’ll describe as my complete and total lack of interest in doing what I was told to do. I couldn’t help thinking about tomorrow, and how I’d get it. Four years of not rebelling, and then I just didn’t care anymore.

K’s colleague sidled over and joined us, our shared clients having left the scene. She was beautiful, but I didn’t care. I was having beer, and that mattered to me. I asked her if she thought returning to our field of work was a good idea. It was boring there, she said, referring to her former job. ‘Boring’ I thought. Boring’s good, see? Boring means no schizophrenic clients and schizophrenic bosses. Boring means I wouldn’t be at risk of high-blood pressure.

Boring means getting more things I’m interested in done, instead of wasting every damn hour on work, doesn’t it?

She laughed, and K laughed. And I decided we were fools engaged in impossibly stupid professions. I felt murderous and a little tipsy, so I decided to play a bit more pool. It was just the two of us, me and K, by that time. Our pretty little had to be home early. I didn’t want to back, and judging from K’s conversation with his wife, he didn’t want to go back either.

Pool was played. Or is that snooker? I can’t tell the difference since it’s all cues and balls and holes. The only other significant thing that happen was K attempting to cue one of his balls (it wasn’t as ugly as it sounds) instead of the white ball. I laughed. That was it, and it was more beer and veal sausages.

“A bratwurst,” said the lady of the pub.

“You should get those massive bratwursts,” I said, blowing out my cheeks and gesturing.

“Those big ones, right?” she said.

“Yah, those big ones. Chicken ones. Or whatever. But big ones,” I said. I was abruptly silent (I can hear my ang moh teacher say ‘poor sentence construction!’ in my head) because I was suddenly slightly sober, realizing that discussing large bratwursts with the passably-pretty lady of the joint wasn’t a good thing. What a pity.

K and I walked out of the pub, his arm across my shoulders. Ah, God, the shit we’ve gone through together.